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Top 8 Worst Break Up Stories Revealed


Published at 9:44am 27th January 2016. (Updated at 11:20am 28th January 2016)

Breakups. We’ve all had them – but we’ve found on Reddit the top breakup stories to make you feel a little bit better about yours. You’re welcome...

1. Over email. In the third person.


2. I was 21, came home from work and everything was gone. She left a milk crate, the tiny tv, a trash can, and the box spring to the mattress. I didn't actually know that she left me, so I called the cops and told them that someone stole everything, including my girlfriend. I was pretty hysterical, but the 911 operator was able to calm me down and inform me that my girlfriend most likely left me.


3. After 3 years my girlfriend decided to tell me that the only reason she was with me was because she loved my older brother and wanted to come over to see him. My brother had no idea.


4. I got a voicemail with a very angry voice shooting off about how I never returned her calls and never made time for her. I didn't have a girlfriend. It was a random number.


5. 7 years. Text message. Brutal.


6. Email that said, "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you." Funny on the Simpsons, less funny in real life.


7. She had her step sister call my parents phone (didn't have a cell phone then) to break up with me. Except my dad answered so she told him it was over. He simply said " I think you want to talk to my son." Looking back I think it's hilarious.


8. Yeah, he gave her a birthday card in which he writes "I want to break up". 


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