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People Reveal What Laws They Would Introduce

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Published at 11:28am 26th September 2016.

Can you imagine what it would be like if you could make your own laws?

Users on Reddit have been dreaming of the day.

User TKVRVKT asked on the forum: “You are allowed to make one law in your country. What would your law be?”

More than 500 comments were submitted, with people eager to share their dreams.

Here are our top ten favourites...

Watermelons99 has a vision of flying politicians…

"Make politicians accountable for their promises. If they fail, they are flung by catapult. The worse the lie the further they fly."

Priamosish just wants an easy life…

“I’d like to be able to mow my lawn on a Sunday.”

Liveinisreal has a real issue with memes...

“The Keep Calm and… meme is banned.”

Psyplops tries to trick the system…

“That I can make a million more new laws.”

Csmumaw thinks drivers need an extra test…

“When you go to renew your driving license, you have to retake the driving exam. You get on shot per year.”

With the username Bullskull76, we’re not overly surprised with his idea…

“Glitter would be illegal.”


“Make public nudity the norm. It’s taboo for some reason and it doesn’t really make sense.”

Snignelfar is so done with the smell of eggs...

“Make it strictly forbidden to have boiled eggs anywhere near me. I don’t like the smell.”

Firstharmonic has a point with this one...

“Your bag cannot take up a seat on a bus.”

Hex2Lo puts it simply with...

“No hats on Tuesday.”

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