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"I Read It In The Terms And Conditions": The Sentences You've Never Heard Before


Published at 10:55am 28th September 2016.

There are some things that you can go a lifetime without hearing anyone uttering.

One Reddit user put people to the test and asked: "What's a sentence that's never been said in the history of mankind?"

Well, this seems like a tough question but once the comments come flooding through it soon becomes easy to find inspiration...

Take a look at the top ten below and send your sentences to us on Twitter with the hashtag #SillySentences.

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